#WTF ROBOT ROBOT Table Tennis ROBOT Newgy Robo-Pong 2050 DIGITAL in COLLINGWOOD, Victoria for sale

Your kidding right?!! A table tennis robot? That's what all my friends said when I said I have/had a table tennis robot. *had --> past tense 'coz your gonna get on the phone right now and buy this shit!!
Folds up nice and compact like so you can transport it in the boot of your car. Just like Ivan Milat use to transport his victims. I also purchased a special tote bag to prevent blood spills....I mean..so you can carry it to and from training and look like a total douche bag. It's not how you look, it's how you play that's important. I've been beaten by lots of douche bag looking players of the years. #proof
This epic Table Tennis PROGRAMMABLE ROBOT (Newgy Robo-Pong 2050 DIGITAL) ...DID I SAY PROGRAMMABLE ROBOT? P R O G R M A B L E R O B O T...
Anyhow....this robot is freakin' cool however I can't send it to Asia where I am relocating. Cheaper to buy another one than pay the shipping. Anyhow...everyone benefits from the relocation.
RELOCATION SALE, RELOCATION SALE, RELOCATION SALE.
I used this robot about 10 times I think. 9 times for training and once to fire off high speed balls at unsuspected people walking by on the street. Side spin at 20km/h can make a bare thigh bleed!! :)
Just buy it will ya!!